Written by Marilou Awiakta
Copyright © 1993 Awiakta
To: Homo Sapiens Re: Termination My business is producing life. The bottom line is you are not cost effective workers. Over the millennia, I have repeatedly clarified my management goals and objectives. Your failure to comply is well documented. It stems from your inability to be a team player: * you interact badly with co-workers * contaminate the workplace * sabotaged the machinery * hold up production * consume profits In short, you are a disloyal species. Within the last decade I have given you three warnings: * made the workplace too hot for you * shaken up your home office * utilized plague to cut back personnel Your failure to take appropriate action has locked these warnings into the Phase-Out mode, which will result in termination No Appeal.